Rob

Pineapple on a pizza?

 Yes, even better cold.

Would you rather be a millionaire or live forever?

 I’m in an industry that’s making me money and shortening my lifespan, so I’d lean towards the millions.

If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?

 What’s going on?

What app do you hate but use anyway?

 LinkedIn – It’s a large part of my job but people post absolute rubbish on it.

If you could un-invent something, what would it be?

Plastic

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Fire

If you could only say one word today, what would it be?

Well

As a circus act would you rather put your head in a lion’s mouth or be shot out of a cannon?

Bombs away! 

What song would you sing on X Factor?

 I wouldn’t – I don’t have a good enough sob story.

If you were in a witness protection program, what would be your new name and where would you go?

Richard Zuckerberg and I’d go to Peru of course.